Warning: contains Undertale spoilers!
For those who don't have the context for this:
In Undertale, if you befriend Undyne and try to make spaghetti sauce with her, you have the option to be either strong or wimpy when pounding the vegetables. Since Undyne tells you to envision the vegetables as your greatest enemy, it's pretty obvious what the combat-loving fish wants you to do.
If you ignore her wishes and choose the "wimpy" option, then instead of pounding the vegetables, you pet them affectionately, at which point Undyne gets upset and tells you to "stop petting the enemy!"
The funny thing about that is, one of her combat units consists entirely of dogs, and you can literally pet your way past all of them.
Granted, some of them do require additional actions before they'll be placated, but the fact remains that petting the enemy is a perfectly valid combat tactic in the world of Undertale.
I don't think Undyne would appreciate being reminded of this.
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